Writing an essay
Finishing the essay
Turning the essay in
omg this is perfect
This is the kind of boyfriend I need.
Hippo doesn’t have time for this
Hippo got shit to do.
Hippo got swimming to do.
Hippo got shit to do and places to be
ain’t nobody fuck with hippo
This is a ‘where are you visting from?’ board at a local restaurant
I feel like we’ve all known a girl in elementary school that was obsessed with horses
“The concept is simple. Take a blank sheet with nothing but the basic outline of a pinup girl and illustrate a unique scene around her.”
Some stories stay with us forever
"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."
you fucked up
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING IT HURTS
'A Californian congressmen has just introduced a law to make it illegal to keep orcas in captivity. This could change everything — but SeaWorld is already mounting a vicious campaign to defeat this congressman's brave move. We need to tell the State of California that the public won't accept SeaWorld's imprisonment of orcas any longer.'
Enact the Orca Welfare and Safety Act to make it illegal to hold orcas in captivity for performance or entertainment purposessign this petition
free my sons.
a girl i go to university with goes to house parties once everyones drunk and takes toilet paper so she never had to buy her own
I’VE JUST COME TO THE HORRIBLE REALIZATION THAT HANNIBAL POOPS PEOPLE
"you’re shitting me"
"i will be soon"
it got better
I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay
and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet
so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”
and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me