who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me
Today my dad texted my mum (they have been divorced for 12 years) completely out of nowhere and said “hello miss cranky pants”
the year is 2014 AD. the human race has existed for over 200,000 years. men still think women pee out of the vagina.
new obsession ♆
"Hey, can you come to this event thing that you have no interest in?"
"There’s free food."
There are lipstick stains on my capri sun
which lana del rey song is this from
i threw a party once. threw it really far. like 200 feet