Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly hearts, fucker? Well you’ll change your mind once you put it together and try to eat it. First you’ll get a mouthful of just bread and disappointment, then when you take another bite your mouth will be assaulted by copious the amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won’t be enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich like that is what failure tastes like. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there’s no love in that sandwich. It’s about balance. Life needs balance, and so does your fucking sandwich. You disgust me. Don’t talk to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.
when a teacher postpones a test
everything is 7 shades lighter for no reason?????????????
7 shades of lets see how randomly we can fuck with their minds
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naming your child pizza so you know you’ll always love it
mirror mirror on the wall. sofa sofa over there. desk desk in that corner. im so glad im getting this home renovation
not texting back is only okay when i do it
i have seen everything i need to see before i dieI FOTGOT HOW TO DOLPHIN
tonight: a new episode of: How the Fuck Are You Making Gifs of the Oscars It’s Airing Right Now
It’s world book day today (in the UK) and my son’s school did a thing where the kids were allowed to go in dressed as characters in books. In reality this turned out to be that in the reception class my son is in (4-5-year olds) most girls showed up dressed in Disney princess dresses and most boys in Marvel/DC superhero outfits. In the school yard I overheard one of the boys make a comment to a girl that she couldn’t be a princess since she had short hair. The bell rang that instant and all the kids ran off so I was just left there steaming with a piece on my mind I couldn’t get out there and then. So here’s short haired Disney Princesses.